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“I write Megatron/Starscream slash fiction. Really raunchy slash fiction. It’s basically a script for my eventual...
“Psst, I shower naked.”
The old testament was better.
“PENIS.”
” Hince why it’s call a pearl necklace.”
Always go for the dick joke…
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“…….and that’s why they call it ‘The Dirty Sanchez.’”
“Dicks. Dicks everywhere.”